I was sent as an escort on a diplomacy mission once.
It was very boring and took a really really long time.
((The punchline is we haven’t updated in over a month.))
I here swear fealty and do homage to the Holy Crowns of Equestria; to ever be a good knight and true, reverent and generous, shield of the weak, obedient to my Lady Celestia, foremost in battle, courteous at all times, champion of the right and the good, and adherent to the truths of the Elements of Harmony.
Thus swear I,